well, i crack games (illegal) & i steal lyrics from songs (illegal) heh..
thanks goes out to Pedro (Laxity??) for the greatest tutorial ever (yeah, on securom..)
(very) little cuss goes out to hankman of PDM, making me think southpark was protected by a newer version of securom, when it wasnt, i only had problems, cause i tried cracking it in about 20 mins, and in the rush, i forgot to change the EiP (to 4b8774 :), when it crashed, i gave up for a while, asked him for help, and he wouldn't give me any :(
anyway, have fun with the best crack i have ever made...
greets to everyone in #cracking4newbies & #integrity
love R!SC evc_risc@hotmail.com
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Insane Clown Posse -- The Neden Game (R!SC 1999 -- bORED aS nORMAL)
Lets meet contestant number 1, hes a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says 'women love his sexy smile', lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon...Sharon whats your question.
contestant number 1, i believe first impressions last forever, so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family. tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.
lets see, well i'd have to think about it, i might show up in a tucks , HA but i doubt it. i probably just show up naked like i always do, and look your momma in her eye and tell her FUCKYOU, hurry up bitch im hungry, i smell spaghetti, i'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the FOOD READY, your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, i'd have to walk up, and bust him in his FUCKING LIPS. its dinner time, were hearing grace from your mother, i pull the forty out and pour some for your little brother, i standing staring at your sister, i tell you this, you know for only thirteen, she got some big tits. after that your dad would try to trip again, and only this time, i'd put the FORTY to his chin, after your mum does the dishes and the silver ware, i'd try fuckher till im done in my underwear.
hehehahhahehahehahehahehahhhahaaaa
now lets meet contestant number 2. hes a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival, he says 'women call him stretch nuts', Sharon, lets here your question.
i like a man who not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way, no.2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
first thing, i could never love you, you sound like a richly bitch, yo FUCK YOU! but if i did, i probably show you that i care, by taking all these other muther fuckers outta here, i go through your phone book, and rag them all, i find contestant no.1 and break his FUCKING JAW, any boy who looked at you, would have to pay, i'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day, i get ya titties and stretch down them past your waist, let em go and watch them both spring up in your face, i sing love songs to you , the best i can, get ya naked, and hit it like a GANG BANG. then we go to the beach and walk through the sand, i throw a little in ya face, and say im just playing, as ya spit it all out, i grab you back, and grab your underwear and WHIP IT UP YA ASS CRACK!
Well it sounds like contestant no.2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. its a tuff choice so far. Sharon, lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your ?ned?
ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me. how would you each get my attention, and what would your pickup lines be.
who evers the smoothest wins
ok, first, i'd slide upto the bar, and tell you that i cant believe how fucking fat you are, i tell u that i like the way u make your titties shake, and if u lost a little weight, you'd look like rikki lake.
FUCK THAT, you'd be talking me quick, i'd order you a drink, and stir it with my DICK, and then to get your attention in a crowded place , i simply walk up and stick MY NUTS IN YA FACE,
yeah, freak her with ya nuts yo, thatll get her,
tell her that shes fat, yeah, thatll work even better,
look, FUCK YOU, i gotta strong rap shit, u don't want contestant no.2 hes mad wack.
i walked in to a barn, and there he was, standing up on a bucket, tried to fuckit, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm lamer, TICK TOCK, are u gonna dis your momma?
